FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're lezbo, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your princess.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps her and brings her to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS:Say "forget about her"
BES